January 2010
53 posts
December 2009
29 posts
“Friendship is a dish best served cold for if you serve it hot, it will most likely go cold while you are waiting for it to return”
—Roald Dahl—
Alpena bars suck! Why can’t our friends just hang out somewhere else other than at bars when we’re in Alpena. How about a good old-fashioned bonfire people. I believe Brent and Pat are the only ones who agree with me.
Hello family, your strange son is coming home. Better get the straight-jacket ready.
HAPPY 29TH BIRTHDAY JESSE!!!
thealuminummonster:
(via jolenesonny)
Word. I hope the rest of last night and also today was metal as fuuuuck.
Thank you everyone. I wouldn’t say today was metal ‘cause I worked, but tonight will be….or something completely different. It will definitely change everyone’s aura a different color.
This world was found, and we will never see it again.
When will this wind turbine of hell end. I can’t honestly say. I just want a Reeses peanut butter cup. Oh, and a glass of soy milk to wash it down with. Cow’s milk is gross!
Vodka and Grape Powerade
thealuminummonster:
I’m re-hydrating while I dehydrate. I probably should have been a scientist.
Jessica, your experiments are of interest to me. Alcohol and electrolytes you say. I’m speechless. Good show!
Like my dad always says, “The sun shines on a dog’s ass once in while,” or something like that. Not quite sure what it means, but it is most definitely wisdom of some type.
Do I have wanton thoughts of faraway lands? Fuck no! I have wanton thoughts of getting this stupid homework done. Double period. Whoever invented this idea of doing school work at home was obviously a sadomasochistic troglodyte. Good day!
I understand now what must be done!
